#cant stand that shit
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Seeing people letting their demon ass kids handle animals roughly pisses me of fr. If you can't teach your kids to treat somthin gently or with respect, you need to reevaluate ur parenting methods
#this is a serious pet peeve of mine#if u cant control your kid maybe dont even let them near the animal#cant stand that shit
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yo for anyone that keeps up with lil blog, i am going to take a big break from f&h cuz of personal reason i really dont want to get into much detail so later.
#bye for now#gonna work on personal stuff#dark games really bring in immature edge lords in mass#cant stand that shit#makes enjoying dark stuff more difficult than needs to be
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Something something about the irony of the watcher’s grief being displayed for the whole server to see
#cant believe this shit wasnt scripted its actually peak cinema#obsessed with how the minecart perfectly blew up a bit of the tower#so everyone could see him standing in shock#anyways this is me getting a bit silly with colors#im a week late#life series#wild life#wild life smp#wild life fanart#wild life session 5#grian#grian fanart#life series fanart#myart
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As a mother to a toddler, FUCK YOU, UNIVERSAL. FUCK YOU AND YO MOMMA AND THAT LAME ASS SHOW YOU RODE IN ON.
GET. FUCKED.
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objects loving objects baby!!!!
#inanimate insanity#ii#bfdi#battle for dream island#bfb#potatart#penraser#payjay#fantube#ii fan#ii test tube#ii orange juice#ii paper#bfb pen#bfb eraser#oh lord. theres so many#hi i like penraser but whenever i envisiom any sort of fanart its always just eraser standing near pen with that#shit eating grin he always has and its so funny#whats his problem#i rewatched ii season 1 today and i plan on watching season 2 tomorrow#i literally took notes on s1 so i wouldnt forget some things#anyways payjay so real and true#i am excited. i like fan and test tube <|:)#(update i wrote these tags yesterday im going to watch s2 today if possible)#third image could b interpreted platonically or romantically yes yes#i dont know how to accurately describe erasers expression in the first picture.#he has a “bucket of wet slop grins” face about him#i dont think its a smug smile there is no meaning behind it i think. i think he just looks like that#i cant draw eraser with any other expression help help help
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do you ever get reminded of a ship, remember a piece of fanart of it that you loved, then after a day long search realize that you just imagined it? and then try to draw it yourself?
prllb btbtt ALT VERISONS
#since im submitting this to radar: hi! my main blog is stupidusernamepolicy. this is my art sideblog#rick and morty#rick & morty#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#rick sanchez#stanchez#rickstan#stanrick#admin draws#fanart#inspired by spinetrick slightly in the color palette because i didnt wanna do a style copy. but i first imagined it as it being THEIR art#dont. dont ask. i have a weird brain. ive done this shit before.#if im not alone PLEASE sound off. its funny but im also like. please dont let me be the only one.#anyeays. i always loved this ship#i know rick ford was the big thing but i personally think its much funnier if theyre rivals and cant stand each other#bc of science ego and personality differences#all the while rick is canoodling with his brother#i feel like theyre a great match in that theyre kind of immature old conmen who are both game for pretty much anything#RIGHT before i posted i caught a shading issue and also that i forgot stan's five o clock shadow. HA#imagine i posted this yesterday before those fixes. god what a nightmare
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PERCEVAL THE UNHAPPY, THE MISERABLE, THE UNFORTUNATE, THE FISHER KING!
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
ALRIGHT alright. so previously I did an illustration that explained the premise of all this, that it's inspired by the narrative choices that Bresson made in his film Lancelot du Lac etc
to dive in more into it (because this is something like derivative fiction. I'm putting concepts into a blender and seeing what comes out of it): the setting is haunted by the previously existing narratives that started cannibalizing each other until it regurgitates itself into the more well known narrative beats, and something else about the invasive rot of christianity and empire mythmaking into settings. it's an intertextual haunting, if you will! and this scene takes place during the grail quest narrative, but the temptation of Perceval plays out differently.
in both Chretien (and Wolfram's) Perceval narratives, what 'wakes' Perceval up (in more ways than one. desire and self actualization in one go!) is seeing knights, something his mother tried hard to keep him from. so instead of the temptation of lust & etc in the Morte narrative taking the form of a lady, it takes the form of a knight. the temptation to renounce one's faith to serve something else remains.
so Perceval still stabs himself, but instead of continuing on the grail quest in the shadow of Galahad, he becomes the narrative's Fisher King because his earlier state of being as a the grail quest hero is creeping back into his marrow. it was waiting for an opening, and stabbing yourself in the thigh is one hell of a parallel!!!
that wound isn't going to heal buddy, and the state of the setting will now be reflected on your body. sure hope that Arthur hasn't like. corrupted the justice of the land or anything. that sure would suck for your overall health.
all the red in this sequence is because in de Troyes' Perceval, Perceval takes the armor of the Red Knight and becomes known as the Knight in Red.
and now for the citations, which I will try to order in a way that makes sense!
Seeing Knights For The First Time
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
The Temptation of Perceval
Le Morte Darthur, Mallory (modernized by Baines)
The Fisher King, and Perceval The Unfortunate
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
On Perceval and Gender, etc.
Clothes Make The Man: Parzival Dressed and Undressed, Michael D. Amey
On Wounds
Wounded Masculinity: Injury and Gender in Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte Darthur, Kenneth Hodges
The Red Knight
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
On Arthur and the Corruption of Justice
The Failure of Justice, the Failure of Arthur, L.K. Bedwell
#long post#GOD IS IT A LONG POST#i am so so sorry for that.#knights knights knights!#komiks tag#blood cw#if it wasn't clear: i dislike galahad so much. he represents so much i cant stand and worst of all he ROBBED MY MAN#OF HIS NARRATIVE#but like. what's christianity but theft acting uwu innocent about all the shit they did tbqh#fucking. la croix jesus christ over here.#sir perceval
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playing dredge. sailing around at night. see another ship on the water blaring its horn and beelining at me. think wtf and start heading back to the dock bc im not prepared for whatever this interaction is gonna be. the ship is much faster than me but thats ok, im pretty close to shore.
ship gets within viewing distance. the horn sounds kinda off. the lights in the windows don't look much like windows any more. there's a weird and distinctly un-ship-like shape under the water.
it's not a fucking boat. it's a fish pretending to be a boat. a big fucking fish chasing after me trying to trick me into thinking it's a fellow fisherman. when i get into range of the dock it shies away from the light and darts back underwater so fast it's like it was never there. i close the fucking game and never open it again.
#I CANT STAND THIS SHIT I HATE SCARY GAME THAT CHASES ME IN THE DARK#I THOUGHT IT WAS ANOHTER SHIP I THOUHGHT IT WAS A CHARACTER WHO WANTED TO TRADE OR SOMETHIN#BUT NO ITS A FUCKING. BIG BEAST. PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING ITS NOT#dredge#god.#its time for bed i cant take this any more
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Legislative agenda:
Limit car headlight brightness to an amount recommended by eye doctors and traffic safety experts
Replace all prison lights with light posts that have caps
Cap all stadium lighting
Replace all public streetlights with warm colored lights
Limit brightness of all outdoor LED's (likely to a similar amount of lumens as the car headlights were limited to)
Create biannual event where city owned lights, including streetlights, and all businesses over 50 employees MUST turn their lights off for a dark sky night
maybe: Require all unoccupied parking lots turn off their lights 10PM-5AM
Proposed benefits:
Tourism
Education
Boost interest in the sciences and arts
Mental health
Physical health (eye disorders and reduction of sleep disorders)
Increased productivity of workers due to reduction of sleep disorders
The human experience
Eco friendly (Benefits animals)
Eco friendly (saves energy)
Cons:
Criminals target dark parking lots
Rebuttal:
Criminals can't target dark parking lots if they're all equally dark
#one of these days I'm going to actually do something#im afraid of getting laughed at#they all laughed at me on the town facebook group#ok the post didnt get that many views#but it was a reaponse like we're a city now what do you expect#like um....???#every place is a city now#you cant just run away from this shit anymore#its almost impossible anymore#we have to stand here and face our problems
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Good move on running out because honestly? The hell is wrong with you?
Im a white person in fandom so I’ve heard “Fandom is unconsciously racist” for a a long time and I never really caught it until Wyll from BG3 and Maximus from Fallout. Those two examples, and how they’re treated by the fandom, is so starkly different from everyone else it makes me ill.
I get it, not everyone has to like every ship. I get people who personally don’t like Vaultknight - I want them to look into a mirror and question why. Because if Maximus was white, I can guarantee that there wouldn’t be an over 10x disparity between this ship.
Like, you OP. You decided to ship Lucy with her cousin, with whom she has two scenes with. Both of which involve her shutting him down immediately and never following up. Chet is pathetic and set up for an incest joke - that is his only interaction with Lucy.
How, in any way, is that better the Maximus? Like even if you don’t ship them, he objectively has done more for her, had more emotionally resonant moment, and share a genuine emotional connection to him
But no, lets ignore him because he’s black “boring.”
You all remember during Brown V Board of education they asked a group of children “Which doll is the Good Doll? Which one is the Bad Doll?” and consistently, regardless of Race, the kids almost universally said the White doll was Good and that Black doll was bad. In the seventy years since then, do y’all think American society has managed to erase that?
Of course not.
*Runs into Fallout fandom* Chet was Lucy's best love interest *Runs out*
#fallout#fallout tv#fallout tv series#fallout amazon#lucy maclean#lucy x chet#maximus fallout#this shit makes me so pissed off#like you can like another ship or have another ship whatever#but the consistent and repeated ignoring of Maximus?#cant stand that shit#op you’re not racist#just like… america is racist and if you’re an american you’ve been influenced by racism#even if you’re not aware#or a card carrying member of the KKK#doesn’t matter#the repeated ignoring of black characters by fandom is gross
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Tag yourself i'm the Scp
#hades game#hades 2#artofmoonlightflowerqueen#hades supergiant#megaera hades#Alecto hades#hades fanart#hades game fanart#I was playing hades one day and went ''Meg is the normal/competent like my older sister''#''And Alecto is angry and annoying like my younger brother''#''And Tis is obsessed with her work like me.''#''Oh shit here we go again'' *spends 3 hours drawing a meme*'#Also i'm like Tis in the sense that my brother and sister cant stand eachother and i get along with both lmao
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People act like they know what "Life Before Death" and "I will protect those I hate" means, but at the mere thought of someone who actually makes the pain personal that shit is out the window and they'll string together excuses as to why this instance actually means the death penalty is okay (because they're uniquely qualified at identifying who's deserving/capable of life/redemption and no one else has every mistakenly thought their violent vendettas weren't unjustified).
Yes this is about Moash.
#i dont even like his character all that much. couldnt give two shits about who hes smooching#or why hes more poor little meow meow.#i just cant stand the hypocrisy.#if the oaths mean anything#Moash cannot die. thats the one thing i need out of kowt.#cosmere#cfsbf#stormlight archive#stormlight
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“ Как по минному полю, но летящей походкой
Сквозь пары, что друг другу жмутся
И ловко подаю тебе руку, смотрю в глаза
А ты не против, ты тоже за”
the russian text in this drawing is a rough translation of this portion arkady says. i'm in no way someone who speaks russian, so if there are any apparent mistakes/mistranslations. we dont talk abt it, glances around
i feel like the relationship between arkady and victor is something that was too quickly overlooked and underutilized after the fact. both have unfortunately fallen victim to the applaudably lazy “evil child” trope at least once, and are undeniably evil outcasts.
they are not exactly romantic, something between sexual and unbreakable. i imagine they're both arospec, victor futher having his apprehensions to a romance due to his previous roster of lovers. these two, however, are two broken pieces of a whole person that have been worn over time. in the darkness of marvel's box of character scraps, they have and found each other. i love them. their history with each other and outside of each other leading to a camaraderie is powerful and beautiful. two manufactured monsters that can find comfort in knowing that, yes, they DO understand each other.
weapon x as a whole share this general seniment, arkady and victor just having something a bit stronger. the team as a whole just isn't utilized enough to me, i need every ounce of information i can gather. i need every interaction, every word passed and feeling shared. i don't know, i read comics and feel like there's still not enough; not enough about their organization, not enough about their relationships on a deeper level. maybe it's just something insatiable for me, but i feel like my frustration is justified. they're all just my favorites ig, shrug
sorrey for the ramble scratches head, im normal
#xmen#x men#weapon x#weapon x-force#omega red#arkady rossovich#sabretooth#victor creed#omegatooth#<- can we please get a new name this shit is actually hilarious and i cant stand it PLEASEEEE#heh...just an alpha and his omega heh.... GET OUUUUUT#ANYWYAS SORRY#xmen comics#{ ART }#x men 97#xmen 97
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some of you need to hate ai way more than you currently do
#i see so many tags like ‘this is ai :/ but its still cool!’ like how are you not absolutely filled with dread#how can you see what could be a beautiful image by an incredibly talented photographer-#realize it wasnt art created by a human and not immediately wanna kys#the very definition of art is HUMAN CREATION how the fuck can you stand shit with no meaning no talent no personality NOTHING#it gets fucking personal when the ai is of nature it makes me so fucking mad#mountains forests deserts oceans wildlife insects trees THERE IS SO MUCH OUT THERE AND SO MUCH YOU WILL NEVER SEE#AND BECAUSE OF THIS YOU DONT FUCKING QUESTION IF A PHOTO OF A WILD ANIMAL IS AI#YOU CANT SEE THE AI IN THE HANDS YOU CANT SEE IT IN THE ARCHITECTURE THERES NO HUMAN FLAWS TO POINT OUT#INSTEAD YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT ITS REAL BECAUSE WILDLIFE AND NATURE IS SO INCREDIBLE THAT IT DOESNT EVEN OCCUR TO YOU TO QUESTION IT#there are trees with trunks as big as houses!!!! we have only discovered 7% of the ocean!!!#nature is fucking insane and my favorite way to learn about it is through photography and i fucking HATE ai for taking that from me#GO OUTSIDE AND TAKE YOUR OWN PHOTOS OF WILDLIFE STOP FUCKING MAKING AI STOP REBLOGGING IT STOP STOP STOP#i did not make my entire college senior thesis a short film about birds of prey for you to make shitty bullshit ai images of an owl#kill yourself
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Kim | 9-1-1 7.07 Ghost of a Second Chance
#911#911 on abc#devin kelley#911edit#911women#kim 911#911 kim#uservalentina#alielook#useraish#mialook#usertreena#userrin#tuserdaria#tvedit#cinematv#cinemapx#femaledaily#userbbelcer#chewieblog#dailytvwomen#me gifs#me shit#shes so beautiful i actually cant stand it
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dropping a nuke on him
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home2t4ck#jake english#dirk strider#admin draws#fanart#having a lot of thoughts about him lately.#again disclaimer i love him but hes the fucking most embarrassing guy. i cant stand him.#you wanted uranium jake? fine. have all the uranium you want. ssayonara you engaboo shit
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