#cant stand that shit

[thewistlingbadger]

I hate the term "corn plate" with every fiber of my being. There is literally nothing wrong with being extremely observant and reporting your observations. Everything in film is with intention, but in ANIMATION? FUCK YES, we should all be pointing out the details. Those details took someone WEEKS to animate, animation is so fucking expensive and so much effort and dedication goes into it. Literally no harm comes from noticing details and sharing your findings. I hate this stupid phrase.

[the-shy-wolf]

Seeing people letting their demon ass kids handle animals roughly pisses me of fr. If you can't teach your kids to treat somthin gently or with respect, you need to reevaluate ur parenting methods

[bestieflexie]

yo for anyone that keeps up with lil blog, i am going to take a big break from f&h cuz of personal reason i really dont want to get into much detail so later.

[foop204]

Something something about the irony of the watcher’s grief being displayed for the whole server to see

[potatobugz]

objects loving objects baby!!!!

[gwyneirastorm]

As a mother to a toddler, FUCK YOU, UNIVERSAL. FUCK YOU AND YO MOMMA AND THAT LAME ASS SHOW YOU RODE IN ON.

GET. FUCKED.

[slavhew]

do you ever get reminded of a ship, remember a piece of fanart of it that you loved, then after a day long search realize that you just imagined it? and then try to draw it yourself?

prllb btbtt ALT VERISONS

[katabay]

PERCEVAL THE UNHAPPY, THE MISERABLE, THE UNFORTUNATE, THE FISHER KING!

Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)

ALRIGHT alright. so previously I did an illustration that explained the premise of all this, that it's inspired by the narrative choices that Bresson made in his film Lancelot du Lac etc

to dive in more into it (because this is something like derivative fiction. I'm putting concepts into a blender and seeing what comes out of it): the setting is haunted by the previously existing narratives that started cannibalizing each other until it regurgitates itself into the more well known narrative beats, and something else about the invasive rot of christianity and empire mythmaking into settings. it's an intertextual haunting, if you will! and this scene takes place during the grail quest narrative, but the temptation of Perceval plays out differently.

in both Chretien (and Wolfram's) Perceval narratives, what 'wakes' Perceval up (in more ways than one. desire and self actualization in one go!) is seeing knights, something his mother tried hard to keep him from. so instead of the temptation of lust & etc in the Morte narrative taking the form of a lady, it takes the form of a knight. the temptation to renounce one's faith to serve something else remains.

so Perceval still stabs himself, but instead of continuing on the grail quest in the shadow of Galahad, he becomes the narrative's Fisher King because his earlier state of being as a the grail quest hero is creeping back into his marrow. it was waiting for an opening, and stabbing yourself in the thigh is one hell of a parallel!!!

that wound isn't going to heal buddy, and the state of the setting will now be reflected on your body. sure hope that Arthur hasn't like. corrupted the justice of the land or anything. that sure would suck for your overall health.

all the red in this sequence is because in de Troyes' Perceval, Perceval takes the armor of the Red Knight and becomes known as the Knight in Red.

and now for the citations, which I will try to order in a way that makes sense!

Seeing Knights For The First Time

Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)

The Temptation of Perceval

Le Morte Darthur, Mallory (modernized by Baines)

The Fisher King, and Perceval The Unfortunate

Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)

On Perceval and Gender, etc.

Clothes Make The Man: Parzival Dressed and Undressed, Michael D. Amey

On Wounds

Wounded Masculinity: Injury and Gender in Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte Darthur, Kenneth Hodges

The Red Knight

Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)

On Arthur and the Corruption of Justice

The Failure of Justice, the Failure of Arthur, L.K. Bedwell

[erzvolnes]

playing dredge. sailing around at night. see another ship on the water blaring its horn and beelining at me. think wtf and start heading back to the dock bc im not prepared for whatever this interaction is gonna be. the ship is much faster than me but thats ok, im pretty close to shore.

ship gets within viewing distance. the horn sounds kinda off. the lights in the windows don't look much like windows any more. there's a weird and distinctly un-ship-like shape under the water.

it's not a fucking boat. it's a fish pretending to be a boat. a big fucking fish chasing after me trying to trick me into thinking it's a fellow fisherman. when i get into range of the dock it shies away from the light and darts back underwater so fast it's like it was never there. i close the fucking game and never open it again.

[princescar]

She's late for work!

Or a piece inspired by @aparticularbandit's fic

Extras that actually relate to the fic

[greater-than-the-sword]

Legislative agenda:

Limit car headlight brightness to an amount recommended by eye doctors and traffic safety experts

Replace all prison lights with light posts that have caps

Cap all stadium lighting

Replace all public streetlights with warm colored lights

Limit brightness of all outdoor LED's (likely to a similar amount of lumens as the car headlights were limited to)

Create biannual event where city owned lights, including streetlights, and all businesses over 50 employees MUST turn their lights off for a dark sky night

maybe: Require all unoccupied parking lots turn off their lights 10PM-5AM

Proposed benefits:

Tourism

Education

Boost interest in the sciences and arts

Mental health

Physical health (eye disorders and reduction of sleep disorders)

Increased productivity of workers due to reduction of sleep disorders

The human experience

Eco friendly (Benefits animals)

Eco friendly (saves energy)

Cons:

Criminals target dark parking lots

Rebuttal:

Criminals can't target dark parking lots if they're all equally dark

[recent-rose]

hey i dont go here but jayce's speech about viktor in s2e9 isn't him saying 'u should never have tried to heal yourself, you were perfect the way u were x3' it was him saying that viktor's physical health never made him any less beautiful, never made him any less important, never made him any LESS, period. he wasn't saying viktor didn't need to pursue a cure for his ills like come on his motivation to invent hextech was to help people. to cure disease. viktor's first and foremost among them.

he said what he said because it was the thing viktor craved to hear most in his life, and that is why those were the words that punched through his defences even as the machine herald: jayce loved him wholly and unconditionally, healthy or ill, good or bad, human or inhuman. he would always be loved just the same.

[theology101]

Good move on running out because honestly? The hell is wrong with you?

Im a white person in fandom so I’ve heard “Fandom is unconsciously racist” for a a long time and I never really caught it until Wyll from BG3 and Maximus from Fallout. Those two examples, and how they’re treated by the fandom, is so starkly different from everyone else it makes me ill.

I get it, not everyone has to like every ship. I get people who personally don’t like Vaultknight - I want them to look into a mirror and question why. Because if Maximus was white, I can guarantee that there wouldn’t be an over 10x disparity between this ship.

Like, you OP. You decided to ship Lucy with her cousin, with whom she has two scenes with. Both of which involve her shutting him down immediately and never following up. Chet is pathetic and set up for an incest joke - that is his only interaction with Lucy.

How, in any way, is that better the Maximus? Like even if you don’t ship them, he objectively has done more for her, had more emotionally resonant moment, and share a genuine emotional connection to him

But no, lets ignore him because he’s black “boring.”

You all remember during Brown V Board of education they asked a group of children “Which doll is the Good Doll? Which one is the Bad Doll?” and consistently, regardless of Race, the kids almost universally said the White doll was Good and that Black doll was bad. In the seventy years since then, do y’all think American society has managed to erase that?

Of course not.

*Runs into Fallout fandom* Chet was Lucy's best love interest *Runs out*

[moonlightflower-queen]

Tag yourself i'm the Scp

[ultimateinferno]

People act like they know what "Life Before Death" and "I will protect those I hate" means, but at the mere thought of someone who actually makes the pain personal that shit is out the window and they'll string together excuses as to why this instance actually means the death penalty is okay (because they're uniquely qualified at identifying who's deserving/capable of life/redemption and no one else has every mistakenly thought their violent vendettas weren't unjustified).

Yes this is about Moash.

[ganondoodle]

theres people that build the entire map of botw in fucking minecraft and im sitting here for the 100th time within less than a year crying bc i cant draw a line how i want